It is late as you sit by the campfire. You have chosen to take first watch as your party slumbers near you. Deep in the woods, you hear a rustling of leaves. As you squint to catch a glimpse of what creature has wandered toward you, you see the light of the fire glint off of a sharp beak. You breathe in deeply to let out a scream, but the creature

It is late as you sit by the campfire. You have chosen to take first watch as your party slumbers near you. Deep in the woods, you hear a rustling of leaves. As you squint to catch a glimpse of what creature has wandered toward you, you see the light of the fire glint off of a sharp beak. You breathe in deeply to let out a scream, but the creature approaches you calmly and offers you a beverage it has kept nice and cold in a foam sheath. "Thank you," you say. "Let's crush some beers," it replies.